I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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