On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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