You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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