Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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