i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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