how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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