There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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