Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
