is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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