he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
two words: eviction party
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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