I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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