honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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