why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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