It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
