Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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