I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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