He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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