Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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