1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Be still, my beating vagina.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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