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No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
