I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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