i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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