Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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