you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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