I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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