I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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