Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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