just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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