Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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