remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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