I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
