Who wears a wallet chain?!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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