I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you didnt know i had herpes?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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