Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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