trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i out mim tonsoeep
Randomize
