he shaved USA in his pubs
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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