dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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