A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I have post one night stand depression
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