Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just tell him i said nine months
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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