who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
True strength comes from lack of pants
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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