"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
