I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just blew my weed a kiss
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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