her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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