if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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