I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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