He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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