You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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