I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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