He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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