we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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